what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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