Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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