- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Dude man, I'm high...

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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