Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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2 + 2 = 4

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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