- Anti Joke

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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