- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

kill yourself

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

you first

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A man makes a sandwich.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

all jokes aside...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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