- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

angelosnyder is not gay

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I have an erection My mom!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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