- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

My love life

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Caolan and Eamon

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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