- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Hi, my name is Jake.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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