Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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women's rights

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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