- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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