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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Matt is a Duster!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Womens' sports

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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