I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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