- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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