- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Water? I hardly know her.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

You know what's catchy? A cold

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