- Anti Joke

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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