- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

womens rights.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Woman's Rights

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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