why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Do you like apples? Yes

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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