hi penis ham telephone

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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British Dentistry

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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