How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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a woman votes!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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