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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

women sports....

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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