Wait what? I did not type that!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Donald Trump

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Who is John Galt?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Bags of delicious poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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