- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

asdf

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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