what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what's worse then a blowjob?

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

No thank you, I don't like violence

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

whats worse than school? Summer school

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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