- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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