- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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