what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Soccer...

Anti Joke

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