Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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