- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

squash squash who squash my ass

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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