- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

I have a gay camel

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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