- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A: Do you like it B: No

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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