were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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