- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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