What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Once upon a time, The end.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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