What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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