- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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