Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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WHAT????

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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