- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

stuarts mum

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Your mom.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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