- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a duck?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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