In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

do you wanna hear a joke school

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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