Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Women's rights

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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