- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

knock knock who's there? hope

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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