- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

my mind's eye?

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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