- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A house comes around the corner.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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