Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Justin Bieber

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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