- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's big and long? My dick.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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