- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

woman's rights

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

one morning i turned on my tv

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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