What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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go F*** yourself

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Robin, get in the car!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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