what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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your life

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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