What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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