- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Your face is hilarious.

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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