- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

whats long and stretchy? elastic

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