why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Gus's mom

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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