Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Anti Joke

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