- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

your no better than a cockroach

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Okay.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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