A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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penis

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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