Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Dogs

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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