How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Tough crowd tonight...

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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