- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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