why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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