why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Sharvil has aids 4 times

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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