- Anti Joke

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.