what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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