- Anti Joke

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.