What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Women's rights

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Women can vote? wtf

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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