A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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