- Anti Joke

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

My mum is called Steve

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"