- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

masturbating on a tarc bus

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

arena football

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

save me from the nothing ive become

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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