- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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