Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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