- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man gets into a fight

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Lil Wayne

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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