What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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