- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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