Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How's the weather? Good.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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