- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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