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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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