- Anti Joke

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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