- Anti Joke

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

these are shit

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

whats funnier than 24? 25

a. why? b. because