- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

womens rights

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

get in the car.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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