- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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