What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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