- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A gay man watches football.

I woke up today

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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